[28] Jessica, like the Batanes Islands

[28]

**for Dec. 9

Jessica, like the Batanes Islands

NOTE: The person is actually not a corpse YET.


Name: Akanishi Jekjek
Nick': Jessica Isabel Sofia Dacanay Yupano Ho-Sotto-Rabang-Rialon
Address: currently living in a self-constructed shanty in the left nostril of Bakekang
Phone Number: 0906&*()##$^&
Sex: specify what kind, please [smirk smirk]
Affiliation/s: League of Superhuman Suckers [L.S.S.] headed by Barry
Mother: chaos
Father: sperm
Birthday: D-uh
Actor/s Actress/es: Jenifrances Talania--perfect picture of terrorism
Singer/s: Manny Pacquiao, Eddie Gil
Song/s: Barry's album
Eyes: i'm a cyclopes
Vital Statistics: not of any resemblance to that of Paris Hilton
Hair: dooooooomed
Motto in Life: I think I shall never see, a hair as lovely as mine.
Greatest Achievement: grow by a millimeter and a half








The REvolution....


she was a coconut husk

turned to a clownish feather duster

then a ran-after hunk!

now...she's just a ghost in the mirror.
Hehehe...



Evaluating...


Jessica, like Batanes, has hair that has survived any subforms of calamity ie typhoons/hurricanes. Her hair is a shield topped on her grey matter, protecting her friends from any mortar you would propel on them. Her hair symbolizes her personality: insane, grimacy, frenzy and crazy. Her hair engulfs her superior intelligence over me, though she's in LaSalle, bet you did not know that she is too good for any man with unspeakable brain size. Her hair is her crowning glory that, when she sits in the front rows of the movie seats, can hover over the entire mini-dome feeding on unhealthy yet expensive popcorn; meaning: she acquires just big amount of hair strands. Smile.






You can be gifted with the capacity to sing maiming hymns, dance wrathful ritual-like dances, read pornography-oriented glossy mags, criticize someone's hideousness.... and yet, she will just be standing beside you, giving you warmth.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!