[twentieth] TXT me with this number: 091 something.

[twentieth]







TXT me with this number: 091 something.



Horror flicks are commonly composed of ten unelaborated concepts: one is mystery, two is "shit-turn-that-TV-off!" or "fuck-hide-me-in-your-boobs!", and the other eight are gathered into hiding below the movie seats. I've watched The Ring series and some chaotic others with me laughing out loud, or just palinly sitting on the couch with perplexed reasons: (1) I don't get the storyline [Huh? So 'The Ring' refers to the 'telephone ring'?], (2) I was deaftening{i don' know the spelling} out thanks to Katrina's or Iris' shrieks, (3) I was playing Pusoy Dos with Jokko, Ervin, Marky, etcetera, or merely texting, (4) I was sleepy [Sukob?? Ugh, so the suspect is a taong-grasa?!] or usually, (5) I was wondering, "how stupid can it be?" [Exorcism, eh? Why don't they just exorcise the director?!]




I think that the last Pinoy movie I last saw was Spirits 2, featuring the Street Boys. Its not propely appropriate to plonk dancers; why not singers?? When they scream, they echo no noise, but a....vibratto!



Anyway, Nix was in deep despair about seeing this movie, TXT, starring Oyo Sotto [Vittorio Sotto Jr.], Dennis Trillo [Dennis Ho] and oh-my-gad-oh-gracious Angel Locsin [Angelica Colmenares]. I did a research, now I remember Ma'am Raboy! Angel is divine: I like her eyes, hair, and figure; of course, her name which sounded like food: squid as the constituent/calamares! Anyway, Nix was comically delirious that I jumped in and decided to see it too in JTC, costing me sixty bucks, Not bad.




TXT is a masterpiece of newcomer, Michael Tuviera. Masterpiece it was for the storyline is infallibly unique. First of all, he considered the concept of the Philippines being the undisputed number one cellphone subscriber. It begins with Roman's[Sotto] morgue scene, with Joyce, the 'widowed' girlfriend[My Angel] and the parents, named Versoza's, weeping around him. Joyce was blamed ferociously by Mrs. Versoza[Bing Loyzaga], the aforescene: the first was driving Roman's SUV the night they broke up; Roman got drunk and depressed that he made some black magic between them by having a familiar bloodcompact, Joyce being forced of course, the blood dripped on baldie's cellphone and there, the ACCIDENT. Roman DEAD.




Joyce's recovery was hastened thanks to her friends: Ida[Julia Clarete] her fellow caregiver and especially, Alex [Trillo] a call ceneter agent. She got some freaky SMS and MMS which embedded really hair-raisingly chills. The spell slash curse was literal: Roman is lurking in Joyce's shadow so anyone who says or does something against him will be put on some bizarre death. Namely, Eugene Domingo[a carinderia owner], an old lady who Joyce was taking care of, and Ida were victims: they get a phone call at exactly 3:29 AM and then, craze out, then TADAAAH, patay sila. The one with the most 'whoa' was ...basta, just watch it. To conclude, Joyce was mutual with Alex's luuuuv, as expected, ugh, Dennis is getting me jealous, Angel's mine! hahaha, Anyway, I loved your love team. Eeeek!




The ending is, to my horror the worst ending, next to Matrix Revolutions, I have seen in my entire life! After the awaited kissing scene between Joyce and Alex, for they surpassed the 3:29 forecasted death, Roman possed the body of Alex. Did I spoil you, coz it's still being shown, i think.




PS: I bought Twisted6 featuring ever little thing that Zafra hated about Erap, the deposed president. Too Serious. Almost a crap.




Hey, forgive me, you BOTHER, for I have sinned: last Friday, I was about to pay for the gulaman in CASAA. I gave the sales-whateverer p500. She returned it and said, "barya lang"; to my patience, I gave her coins! SOooo..as her hand cannot contain of it, one nickel fell in the gulaman bowl, as i said, OOPS! She stared at me as if I killed her dog, the I ran away! Kasalanan niyo po iyon!