[23] Don't ever glare.

[23]


Don't ever glare.




WARNING: The following movie I'll relate to should not be viewed by any homo sapien with an intelligence quotient of more than 50. If the fools go watch it, e.g US, proceed to planB: hang us in the bridge!



WAGKANGLILINGON comprises two stories that can either humiliate the stars and the producer AND the director, themselves in the premiere night or say, "Wake me up when it comes to the credits, will ya?": Uyahi--Anne Curtis's story and Salamin--Kristine's.

The first is actually about a well-groomed nurse, Melissa {Curtis] who seemed to be gratuitiously haunted by every gruesome zombie found in the hospital where she serves. It came up to the staff innumerable reports of held patients-turned-corpses; alarmed, Curtis portrays an innoucous routine with the fact that SHE is the murderer. There weren't supporting clues, so...there was no story at all!



The second narrates a family of three: the mother [Cherry Pie Picache], and 2 daughters[Kristine and a 7-year-old girl]; they altogether rent a mansion usually not of any resemblance to the houses in Beverly Hills. This one is creepy, housed by termites, rats, roaches, worms [don't upchuck yet people!]...and most of all, some 'hindi matahimik na kaluluwa!' The latter continuously become rude to their 'visitors' including psychic friend, Trixie [Dimples Romana].



On the contrary, the landlord morphs into a hideous, but still human, being and tries to savagely homicide the trio. Everybody gets blood all over, unlikably used for your lechong baboy, except the bunso, Nina. She gets a smash in the head abstractly and transmogrifies to the first part's Melissa. Ooh, there's actually a connection. Never thought. Never realized. We laughed. And laughed. And concluded, this is pure comedy.


Though, the viewers who come out from the moviehouses who almost swallow the microphone, while exhibiting their popcorn-embedded teeth, screaming the following should be terminated the first chance you get. **The opposite phrases should be shouted in full magnitude in their eardrums.


"Nakakatakot!" Sino, ikaw??
"panonoorin ko ulit!" Cge, maglustay ka ng pera!
"Ang galing ni Kristine!" Galing magpatawa!
"Isa pa! Isa Pa" Sapak, gusto mo?!