[18] ...Continuation, of course

[18]

[dated October 28, 06 dapat toh]

...Continuation, of course

supposedly this is [17.5] since i had unintentionally cut my last post because, my head was about to neurocize and later self-destruct.

anyway, i'm here at jokko's house for a SLEEPLESS sleep-over after them nicotine-atmsophered, drunken people surrounded, San Mig Light plus Iced Tea combined ill-smelled October-Fest, nibbling my last days of the prolonged and awaited semestral break that i could almost be in a soap opera, MOI as the star, starlet, director, producer, production assistant, crew, whateverers[huh?],, entitled "Why is Barry experiencing this some kind of weird feeling, thanks to boredom and all, that he is on the climax being sane that he talks even to inanimate objects like the wall?"

Ugh. Forget it. I am so out of my self again.

errr, these are continuation of the reasons, darlings and unlikably darling-lookings, why it's worth living in the Philippine archipelago:

9. the rain! you know how much i hate that precipitation-condensation- evaporation cycle!

10. The drivers, dirtily referred to as tsupers ask for a high pamasahe, the fact that you were born and raised here with proper fortune and luck [tell me about it], they think of you as a pesky grade schooler who does not watch the news and does notread the papers, and most of the time, who does not know how to punch someone's nose, and eventually you turn out to be in an inevitable conflict with him.

11. There are VERY little sidewalks, period. I like sidewalks. It speaks of freedom, without necessarily speaking, d-uh. They look relevantly and neatly clean and green.

12. We have this unique disease, rather a very acute one, which is rather unfortunate to men aged 20's to 30's, called BANGUNGOT! It has been prefferd to as a nightmare, but accordingly, it has no English term synonym. No cure. No medicine. Just sleep, and gradually sleep forever.

13. We believe in too much superstitions, that most of the time, we forget that we are humans, we are homo sapiens, we are definitely normal, and don't evolve into something that flies at night cut from torso to head flaaping with bat-like wings, with hair in wild disarray.

14. Many are so jologs. I prefer those who goes out in their casual or home wear, than those who has dressed much that they could replace the seasonal rainbow, or attend some intermission numbers in some famous fiestas.

15. Many are bobo in Math. That fatefully included my case. Hey, don't blame me! I consider it innate! At least, I'm good at... I'm tired now.

16. We have this feeling that Filipinos are exclusively "conservative". Wake up, mahn. This is the new world. Didn't you know that airplanes fly?! And there exist computers, fool?!

17. We kill. That's our primary goal in life. We kill ourselves in order to survive.
Ironic?
Think again .


You perceive that I am biased?
Well, sometime I will be tackling about the real REASONS!

[17] Seventeen reasons why it is worth living in a place called Philippines

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NOTE: "17" is my favorite number. The reasonable reason? It's the length of my ******---well, what else do you think besides that this is my birthday [as in the day, stupid]...sooo, this blog, i think, would have the most oomph amongst all other entries i had.

Seventeen reasons why it is worth living in a place called Philippines:
*an essay of a true-blue nationalistic patriotic country-loving-and-dedicated Filipino*

1.You live in a country with no first-rate trademark of its own. The Banaue Rice Terraces won't count, they have more zenith of that in other Asian lands outta Pinas. The diversity of almost all races for sure ousters us. Come on, loser, we have Chinese, Spanish, Japanese, Indian [eew,sorry, i am not really a boastful racist but hey, i get physically and soulfully allergic when i get close to them, not even a foot nearer], America [d-uh!], European, and other homo sapien blood with melanines either have amount so little or high. There exist no Filipino type, I repeat, we are a mixture of Indonesian and Malaysian homozygous dominant genes. We ain't got uniqueness & originality, except for other things like having a calesa.

2.The tiring war in our government is the greatest crisis next to having been flushed in the toilet bowl by your own monthly-salaried Bisayan maid.

3.Have i mentioned Pollution? In the rural, it doesn't appeal...so a little advice to the serenity-oriented people living there, "Fart all you want"

4.Our Christmas is the open season for the proseperous. Your cellphone get snatched in the populous SM North Edsa... you encounter a grave hold-upping in the dim lights of lampposts on the Katipunan sidewalks... you get swindled by people who regard you as a fool and max out all your bank account in an instant[in which case, you may accept that you are really a fool]

5.You have a free-of-charge sun tan. Yess people, you just sneak in your neighbour's house which is a quadruple of meters away form your home, and TADAAA, you're now in a perfect skin color!

6.You have a country almost populated by preposterous Christians, where in fact, most of them, are practicing the conceited and arrogant mood of discrimation on your status in life.And you just can't help but throw them a little something at them [a mace or a hammer will do].

7.Huh! What else?? BORACAY---the premiere tourist-spot of the Philippines coinciding with a grubby title of "a secluded dumpsite"

8.You live with people who are illiterate, and as time inevitably goes by, they become the opposite. That is what they call the Law of Poverty-strikes-in-the-same-person-a-million-times
-causing-him-to-forget-simple-math-and-english! This is a written scientific law, by Isaac Newton and Madam Auring. Hail thee!


---i am typing this so hard i could almost implode---


*TO BE CONTINUED

[16] recently

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recently

recently...i've just realized that tricycle fee in Vigan came to a worthless increased hike.
recently... i've had reunions with my classmates and friends and 'kadas and some other Paulinian whatevers who i generalized, have been undergoing the gap of slimming down.
recently... i've seen beverly regretting for having an indecent relationship, if you call it, with a filthy frat boy who regard her as a bitchy slut, which we all object for.
recently... i've noticed Juni's humongous figure more humongous than the ever humongous kathie.
recently... i've been in our ever-corrupt uncool school with penguin-shaped madres, who I thank God for not seeing them.
recently... i've missed Ma'am Roque, you know...the Tuguegarao-an chemistry teacher whose class we declare as either sleeping session or clinic time, not to mention cheating moments.
recently... i've had at least 12 hours of comfy and tame sleep.
recently... i've heard that sunshine ad ervin belonged to infamous fraternity groups. honestly, i was bedazzled about ervin's case. he doesn't seem to act like a frat guy, therefore degrading the "fear-level" of those punky groups.
recently... i've been commented about being thinner than before. hmp!
recently... i've missed the people behind my stay in Ilocos, even the abusive trike drivers.
recently... i've praised Ralph for hus whitened.... finger nails.
recently... i've recommended to rhea to have lukewarm water to wash her face. you know, hers has been missiled with acnes. argh.
recently... i've been watching frequently the variety show who has never heard of CHANGE---it's Eat Bulaga. Though, i find them amusing.
recently... i've been wanting to watch TXT coz angel locsin is there. I love her chinky eyes.
recently... i've been hanging out with my walay princess---Iris Buguina [oops, CHAN na sia ngaun]
recently... i've been haviing fun with my boy barkada especially when I spend sleepless sleep-over with them.
recently... i've been missing my classmates in liberated UP.
recently... i've seen my other girl-next-door crushes who are Ilokanas.
recently... i've been yawning--symptom of the sickess, boredomnixia. Walay-ing is the recommended medicine.
recently... i've been with Jep and Kat [wala lang]
recently... i've just known that the incredible smell of malodorous horseshit is worth coming back home.

[15] be gone in vigan

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be gone in vigan

MISSION: to be gone in vigan. i had my luggage almost bulky, that my things[clothes, undies, book] inside it, if they were alive, could almost not breath. My cousin drove me to Bayan[Marikina]...then i rode a jeep to Cubao...next, to Espana... finally hire a pedicab to Eldon's place. In case you haven't known, I was to go to him, with Carl, for we will ride altogether Partas in Sampaloc. My solo tripgave me the high cost of p64.00, meanwhile Carl who was from Timog[lang] rode a Taxi and had p100 drilling him. Anyway, when we were in the bus going home, sinolo namin ang bus. haha, actually, we slept near the rear. I blindfolded my eyes for the kondoktor won't close the god-damn lights. And i looked like a drunken ninja, for the hanky would fall on my nose.

At least I'm tooooooooooooooootally away from my pesky pamangkins, the filthy air, not to mention the filthy urban people, the vast night sky only showcasing airplanes but not stars, my high-strung uncle, arduous academics, the unrhythmed howls of the barkers, Jorj--our unbathed dog, etcetera, etcetera...

watch out people, i'll be posting "Uglywood"...what is it, about?



guess

[14] Drop the eavesdropping

[14]

Drop the eavesdropping

Riding in a jeepney is so much fun, especially when you're in the Metro. This was my first time to ride one when travelling to UP; I usually ride on FX's; but in going home, I ride on the jeepney.I seated in between a middle-aged driver and some old man on my right. The 'tsuper' looked like a gruesome dragon, with or without his cigarette smoking. You know I can't hold my breath for 45 minutes for the nicotine smog continually clouded in my nose and in my migraine. He was busily making 'chika' with some decaying friend of his, who I think is also a tsuper, located behind him. They were talking about starters or any mecha-thingy related to jeepney machines I do not seem to understand. They were complaining why those things were so expensive, 'P650 daw iyon eh, Putangina ang mahal!". Then, the older man[not my seatmate] out of a sudden said,
"I've got to meet someone..."
The tsuper grinned, "Siguro you're paying for SOMEONE's financial needs in school." He of couse was referring to a young kirida.
"Ibang usapan na iyan," the live mummy clarified, "My children are already on their proper age, and yet you accuse me of that?!" The hell, why would you accuse a 50-plus-aged looking man with adultery. It's totally nauseous. Such a degrade to women if there was. Not even a lifetme paralyzed fungus could endure him. Then there was silence. The tsuper broke, "Hehe, we once were in a club."
"CLUB iyon eh. It's just a matter of one-night-satnd. As soon as you give 'em money, it's bye-bye. Tsk," the elder elaborated.

What's the moral of this? Simple, don't waste money on starters-or-whatever-engine-repairing-tool that will definitely benefit you. Instead, sneak in a club, and take home some minority with hymens that are running after it.

Anyway, I'm almost feeling self-fulfillment. It's not that I'm actually ready to die. It means I am ready to embrace the semester break with lakwatsa, sleeping, sleeping, sleeping, and eating.
I miss my friends in vigan; hence my ever-corrupt school.
I miss the fresh air. And I can't wait to enclose it in a tank as soon as I go back here in Manila, as a means of life-support-system.

Are you feeling the breeze of Christmas. Oh yeah... the season of hold-uppers and snatchers. Watch your way people. If you suspect someone goony, hide in a security guard's armpit. It will save you. If he still makes aligid-aligid, hide in his[sekyu] nostrils. If he still does, hide in his groin.

Has Cueshe finally realized that their music is sooooo not music??! I haven't heard anything about them lately. Better yet, I haven't seen any of their typhooned faces, not to mention, JAY. Can someone please replace him! Who can tap on his thighs while holding on a mic stand simultaneously humming? No one?! So it leads me to a final option, I nominate Jessica[Yupano] to take his place. She is a born rocker. Right, jek? ahihi