Wednesday, December 13, 2006
[thirtieth] current events
[thirtieth]
**unedited. i'll plonk pics next time.
current events
That's right! I am a sore loser when it comes to CURRENT EVENTS. I got one-fifth of our quiz in Journ 100!
Anyway, here's the not so current events:
December 11
I went with my blockmates. Wena, Shen, Amae, Ela, Kea to SM North and ended up playing in the WORLD of FUN. We saw Jason, you know the PBB housemate whateverer, and had a photo with him. Yax! Hahaha
December 12
For the first time this semester, Ephy and I saw each other and it was , uhhh, surprising.
UP-MCO bears new breed of applicants. My blockmates Kea, Mix, and Wena joined too! Whopee!
December 13
Boredom day.
December 14
Last day of classes. Bowling again! My first two games were suicidal, scores of 69 and 71.
I hope to see Jek in Katips.
December 15
Christmas Partei in J100.
Oblation Run.
Lantern Parade.
Friday, December 08, 2006
[29] Hello Christmas Vacation
[29]
Hello Christmas Vacation
{this pic is from kuya bikoy's bikoy.net}
Yess. After barely six days, I'm gonna direct to the province. I know, i know, many are salivating for these students will be tearing calendars while crying and whinning ahead of academics, while I---ahem---get to spend it with pure pampering. Alas, I am gonna sleep, like I never slept in my entire life, and past lives. I was a cloud before, you know that, I float and float and gets floaten away!
I came across with TINIG ng PLARIDEL first issue, care of UP Mass Communication writers, and played along with my mind to join too. Apart form Kule, atleast this paper don't get too much outside beyond our building. I read AFTER 26, empowering an anonymous Journ student's feelings and thoughts bout what happened to She and Karen, members of affiliations which are leftist. Both kidnapped allegedly by the military. Yess, to who you call PRESIDENT is nothing more but a murderer! Script that on stone!
Miriam Defensor Santiago is a mascot of Marvin the Martian. She's not angry. She's irate.She's homicidal. She's suicidal. She's foaming in her mouth. She's hitting the roof! She spits in the face of Chief Justice Artemio Panganiban.
Miriam, miriam, miriam. Let me tell you: get an 8-hour sleep. It'll not frizz your hair.
OBLATION RUN in UP: Decembuh 15, 11.30. Run AFTER your lives ladies!!!
I was put under probationary status in UP-MCO. That's why I am giving it my all to attend respective activities. had fun especially with Meg jiving with it.
Rummage Sale photos
Hello Christmas Vacation
Yess. After barely six days, I'm gonna direct to the province. I know, i know, many are salivating for these students will be tearing calendars while crying and whinning ahead of academics, while I---ahem---get to spend it with pure pampering. Alas, I am gonna sleep, like I never slept in my entire life, and past lives. I was a cloud before, you know that, I float and float and gets floaten away!
I came across with TINIG ng PLARIDEL first issue, care of UP Mass Communication writers, and played along with my mind to join too. Apart form Kule, atleast this paper don't get too much outside beyond our building. I read AFTER 26, empowering an anonymous Journ student's feelings and thoughts bout what happened to She and Karen, members of affiliations which are leftist. Both kidnapped allegedly by the military. Yess, to who you call PRESIDENT is nothing more but a murderer! Script that on stone!
Miriam Defensor Santiago is a mascot of Marvin the Martian. She's not angry. She's irate.She's homicidal. She's suicidal. She's foaming in her mouth. She's hitting the roof! She spits in the face of Chief Justice Artemio Panganiban.
Miriam, miriam, miriam. Let me tell you: get an 8-hour sleep. It'll not frizz your hair.
OBLATION RUN in UP: Decembuh 15, 11.30. Run AFTER your lives ladies!!!
I was put under probationary status in UP-MCO. That's why I am giving it my all to attend respective activities.
Rummage Sale photos
[28] Jessica, like the Batanes Islands
[28]
**for Dec. 9
**for Dec. 9
Jessica, like the Batanes Islands
NOTE: The person is actually not a corpse YET.
Name: Akanishi Jekjek
Nick': Jessica Isabel Sofia Dacanay Yupano Ho-Sotto-Rabang-Rialon
Address: currently living in a self-constructed shanty in the left nostril of Bakekang
Phone Number: 0906&*()##$^&
Sex: specify what kind, please [smirk smirk]
Affiliation/s: League of Superhuman Suckers [L.S.S.] headed by Barry
Mother: chaos
Father: sperm
Birthday: D-uh
Actor/s Actress/es: Jenifrances Talania--perfect picture of terrorism
Singer/s: Manny Pacquiao, Eddie Gil
Song/s: Barry's album
Eyes: i'm a cyclopes
Vital Statistics: not of any resemblance to that of Paris Hilton
Hair: dooooooomed
Motto in Life: I think I shall never see, a hair as lovely as mine.
Greatest Achievement: grow by a millimeter and a half
The REvolution....
she was a coconut husk
turned to a clownish feather duster
then a ran-after hunk!
now...she's just a ghost in the mirror.
Hehehe...
Evaluating...
Jessica, like Batanes, has hair that has survived any subforms of calamity ie typhoons/hurricanes. Her hair is a shield topped on her grey matter, protecting her friends from any mortar you would propel on them. Her hair symbolizes her personality: insane, grimacy, frenzy and crazy. Her hair engulfs her superior intelligence over me, though she's in LaSalle, bet you did not know that she is too good for any man with unspeakable brain size. Her hair is her crowning glory that, when she sits in the front rows of the movie seats, can hover over the entire mini-dome feeding on unhealthy yet expensive popcorn; meaning: she acquires just big amount of hair strands. Smile.
You can be gifted with the capacity to sing maiming hymns, dance wrathful ritual-like dances, read pornography-oriented glossy mags, criticize someone's hideousness.... and yet, she will just be standing beside you, giving you warmth.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
Monday, December 04, 2006
[27] "that's HOT!"
[27]
Thanks to Mesdames Ada HoLiness
for the new layout!
"that's HOT!"
Barry Bulletin
1.It's a new layout fellow morons! Like it?? As if I care if you don't!
2.Aaarrgh.
3.Reming has left! Reming is such a lousy name. I propose Martinez de Zuniga. Nax. I learned that incopious name in my Kasaysayan1 Book worth a movie ticket and snacks [p300]. I am marooned in the house for 5 days with nothing to read but these textbooks that allows me to self-destruct anytime. Wah! I need help! Help in patriotizing unjust current events. I hate NEWS. Politics. Crime. Stupidity. Redundancy.
4.I'm planning ahead of my future. I wanna work under Philippine Star, Daily Inquirer, FHM [No Joke!], or any distinguished papers or mags.
5.My pamangkins must be destroyed before they further create havoc over my evil plans on them.
Thanks to Mesdames Ada HoLiness
for the new layout!
"that's HOT!"
Barry Bulletin
1.It's a new layout fellow morons! Like it?? As if I care if you don't!
2.Aaarrgh.
3.Reming has left! Reming is such a lousy name. I propose Martinez de Zuniga. Nax. I learned that incopious name in my Kasaysayan1 Book worth a movie ticket and snacks [p300]. I am marooned in the house for 5 days with nothing to read but these textbooks that allows me to self-destruct anytime. Wah! I need help! Help in patriotizing unjust current events. I hate NEWS. Politics. Crime. Stupidity. Redundancy.
4.I'm planning ahead of my future. I wanna work under Philippine Star, Daily Inquirer, FHM [No Joke!], or any distinguished papers or mags.
5.My pamangkins must be destroyed before they further create havoc over my evil plans on them.
Friday, December 01, 2006
[26] meet YOUR president!
[26]
meet YOUR president!
I, Barry Cyrus Viloria, do hereby solemnly pledge to do my duties and responsibilities as the President of the Republic of the Philippines.
[cla clap clap]
The absurdity of the patheitc laws ie Republic Act Shit is a clue that our Freedom is not "True Freedom". My new LAWS will cover all shameful flaws imprinted on our butt cheeks by the past presidents. I therefore impose this ammendment of the current constitution whether those warfreakish and nasty politicians like it or not.
ARTICLE Oh-One
Identity
Section 01. Name of the Country. From now on, the Philippine Islands will now be known as "Aa", since it will be easier to pronounce and write ie the dimwits will find no isecurity in History classes and so will the mutes/ngongo's.
Section 02. Geography. All marine creatures and renowned swinners and/or divers will exercise their talents literally by allocating the entire archipelago south so we too, ca experience the fortune of drizzling snow.
ARTCILE Oh-Two
People
Section 01. Citizenship. All Filipinos from now on will be called Aans. All foreigners must be immediately punted out this country so as not to sink during high tides if the population incessantly increases.
Secton 02. Language. All Aans will mouth ONLY English and Filipino/tagalog.
Section 03. Dialect. ILOKANO will be in a copious sort for communication as I reject all native tongues especially the vexatious accents os the 'dung/'day regions.
ARTICLE Oh-Three
Regulations
Section 01. Outfit. Self-confessed and closet JOLOGS will be annihilated once they step out of their homes parading and showing off their hair-raising and nose-pinching sense of fashion. Raul Gonzales will head DOJ: Department of Jologs. If he will show any objection, I shall merit him with a death penalty with the ancient use of the guillotine.
Section 02. Crime. All forms of what we recognize as anti-ten-commandments will be in no question/.All Aans can do homicide, robbery, kidnapping-for-ransom, libel, graft and corruption, plagiarism, etcetera, etcetera. as long as they follow one certain rule: "Commit Crime and eat Ten Cockroaches," in a cause to decrease the incalculable population of criminals and such pests.
Section 03. Environment. Aans will adhere to Plant a tree first before hitting the showers" at least daily. Anyone with neuosus or schizophrenia would not dare refuse this decree and later, get declared as human forms of the Smokey Mountain.
To all these, thank you and clap for me.
Nix
Department of Indifference
Ervin
Department of Tomatoculture
Kristal
Department of Potbellies
Maj
Department of Internal Affairs of Gossips
Mariefer
Department of Spiritual Affairs
Timang
Department of Mass Communication though
Incredible Vocal Range
Angeli
Department of Hair Straightening
Juni
Department of Exercise and Aerobics
Ralph
Department of Whitening Astringents
and Dermatology
meet YOUR president!
I, Barry Cyrus Viloria, do hereby solemnly pledge to do my duties and responsibilities as the President of the Republic of the Philippines.
[cla clap clap]
The absurdity of the patheitc laws ie Republic Act Shit is a clue that our Freedom is not "True Freedom". My new LAWS will cover all shameful flaws imprinted on our butt cheeks by the past presidents. I therefore impose this ammendment of the current constitution whether those warfreakish and nasty politicians like it or not.
ARTICLE Oh-One
Identity
Section 01. Name of the Country. From now on, the Philippine Islands will now be known as "Aa", since it will be easier to pronounce and write ie the dimwits will find no isecurity in History classes and so will the mutes/ngongo's.
Section 02. Geography. All marine creatures and renowned swinners and/or divers will exercise their talents literally by allocating the entire archipelago south so we too, ca experience the fortune of drizzling snow.
ARTCILE Oh-Two
People
Section 01. Citizenship. All Filipinos from now on will be called Aans. All foreigners must be immediately punted out this country so as not to sink during high tides if the population incessantly increases.
Secton 02. Language. All Aans will mouth ONLY English and Filipino/tagalog.
Section 03. Dialect. ILOKANO will be in a copious sort for communication as I reject all native tongues especially the vexatious accents os the 'dung/'day regions.
ARTICLE Oh-Three
Regulations
Section 01. Outfit. Self-confessed and closet JOLOGS will be annihilated once they step out of their homes parading and showing off their hair-raising and nose-pinching sense of fashion. Raul Gonzales will head DOJ: Department of Jologs. If he will show any objection, I shall merit him with a death penalty with the ancient use of the guillotine.
Section 02. Crime. All forms of what we recognize as anti-ten-commandments will be in no question/.All Aans can do homicide, robbery, kidnapping-for-ransom, libel, graft and corruption, plagiarism, etcetera, etcetera. as long as they follow one certain rule: "Commit Crime and eat Ten Cockroaches," in a cause to decrease the incalculable population of criminals and such pests.
Section 03. Environment. Aans will adhere to Plant a tree first before hitting the showers" at least daily. Anyone with neuosus or schizophrenia would not dare refuse this decree and later, get declared as human forms of the Smokey Mountain.
To all these, thank you and clap for me.
these are my future cabinet members:
Nix
Department of Indifference
Ervin
Department of Tomatoculture
Kristal
Department of Potbellies
Maj
Department of Internal Affairs of Gossips
Mariefer
Department of Spiritual Affairs
Timang
Department of Mass Communication though
Incredible Vocal Range
Angeli
Department of Hair Straightening
Juni
Department of Exercise and Aerobics
Ralph
Department of Whitening Astringents
and Dermatology
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